Frick its wednesday....

K..theres no beating Renee's hump day hottie this week so im gonna just drool over hers...this week im gonna change it up a bit and call it WHY ME WEDNESDAY...lol

I met this guy..and hes super sexy ...sports a hot bod...hard man titties..kinda guy that would pick you up with one hand and toss you on the bed and man handle you in a good way...let me tell ya..most guys ive dated in the past were just wimps compared to this guy.....when someone looks at you in a way that makes your panties wet ..just cant help myself...to take the good with the bad..the bad.....he talks about his ex GF's ...ALOT..now isnt it a fax pas to do that when your with a girl?....this guy i tell ya...needs a big spank..I went over to his house the last 4 nites.....im thinkin you know what...how about we talk about my ex's and see how you feel...

...boys are dumb throw rocks at them...BUT...i kinda like this guy....
Why me...why cant this guy just shadap already..

Weeee HOOOO..

Can someone please give me a tissue to wipe the drool all over this keyboard...Sexy peice of man candy..where are the guys that look like this in Red Deer...seriously..come on..share with sugar bear...

So i gotta work this weekend..which sucks cause the girls are partying it up in Edson..my old stompin grounds..But hey someone has to pay my bills..cause i have yet to find me a sugar daddy...you guys better have a few for me..

Ive been a bad girl lately...A.A. has a chair with my name all over it..you know my friend beer goggles..well i thought i gave them to Tannis to hold..but somehow ive been wearing them again..not gonna name names..but ive been his cuddle bunny for the last 3 nights..and when i get up i think ...WTF...can someone pull an intervention on my sorry ass already... I went out with sick girl on Sunday..and i was talkin to some serious man candy and then i saw puppy dog eyes and felt sorry for the guy...and let him take me home...you know when your in the pet store and the one dog looks at you and says please please pick me...well frick..i picked him...and now i gotta shake him off somehow...i like him kinda...not mr right..but hes my mr right now..one day ill smarten up...

havin fun..livin life...doin my thing..and enjoying every minute of it...LITTERALLY..haha

Relaxin with the Vaughn man!

Look at this little sweetie...I couldnt help myself but kiss him. Tannis you make CUTIE PIES...im gonna eat him...mmm

Lookin for a carpenter anyone??

I heard some of us are needing a carpenter...well ...im the carpenters dream..Flat as a board and easy to lay...TEEEHEEEE. I was gonna put some half naked men on today..but hey why for..this guy looks great with them on...see i can keep it PG...you just gotta have a little faith in me.

So I went for that interview yesterday and im thinkin i might just go for it..has potential..its workining for Supreme Air. A sales job..never worked in sales..but apperently it has loads of potential..if i put my mind to it i could be makin all sorts of fat cash. Maybe its time to step outta the box and go for it. See what this brain can actually do. Besides think of sexy boys and Cervasa's. WInks. Ill let ya know more about it tomorrow..the big day of desision.

Oh ya before i forget,..Tannis and I had to laugh at this pic of these two boys...not a very flatterning pic but hey..its a good story....

The guy in the black coat was thinking i was his girlfriend or something..but in reality i already told him that i wasnt lookin for anyhthing serious...didnt get that part poor guy...so were at Bellinni's havin a good time and my friend Carl shows up..cant ignore a friend right..so i stood there and talked to him for a bit..Tannis is like.."photo opp" and this is the outcome...

So im thinkin ..cause im such a smart ass...Hey Guy in Black coat...can ya hold my beer so I can

kiss this cute boy..

K...it didnt happen that way but hey good story...I had to sneak a kiss in there later on that nite..im such a badassssss. You would be surprised on whats under that shirt...nice man breasts.

And for the black coat guy..come on theres no gettin attached to this chicka..thanks for the cuddles though.

Have a great day ladies...

Still Smilin

Where has the time gone

So its been awhile since ive been a blog nerd...been buzy with life..lookin for a job..got an interview today..hopin i get it cause its a really good job. The night life is gonna come to a screaching halt..Time to join the land of the living...sleepin all day has its perks..but ...the beer goggles have been used way too much lately. The boys i seem to be findin are gettin way too attached for my liking and you know me..i dont like the attached thing...unless your worthy that is..
So i guess im gonna go get ready for my big interview now..wish me luck ladies...

My lord its Wednesday!!!

John Cena...I couldnt take my eyes of this big bad man candy...can you say man boobies?

Beer goggles..

PG 13...ya i think not...life of a single girl chapter 3...


Alright ...the beer goggles are officially off...told my old man corona to take a hike...he made me do some silly shit...and not even funny enough to mention on here cause its embarrassing ....when someone tells ya something about a guy..try thinking maybe its true..always always always... go down for the twig and berry grab...no matter what..men think size doesn't matter...its how ya hammer it in...well sorry to say..ya it does matter...sometimes guys aren't blessed....don't take it personally...its OK and its not your fault...i wasn't blessed with breasts but hey...I'm OK with that..ha ha

So my life starts here..all fresh and clean slate again...not that i didn't have fun...but its time to shut the bad ass bar scene down...maybe just leave it to the weekend...ya know ..girls still gotta enjoy life ..look at the man candy RED DEER has to offer... which is... slim to fak all i say...met a few..talked to a few assholes online..to chicken to actually call or come try to meet me...i don't do online dating there boys...the real deal or nothing...WINKS WINKS..just so ya know boys..forgot about the old text messages...its fun to say hi.. hows it going..when ya gonna be here... and stuff like that...but come on....call me..... ya cheap prick..whatever happened to verbal conversation.....texting is for the cowards that need tome to think...

My head hurts...hey girl i went out with last nite...you rock sista...had a blast ..and hey its not you..its him..winks..sometimes ya need a 25 year old for stamina...guys do it all the time...put out or get out right..hahaha

K..my badass mouth is gonna get me in trouble one of these days i tell ya.... here's to good times and memories...

Lets pretend its Wednesday...

Couldnt help myself ...nothin wrong with lookin at the man candy...

Hump day hottie?

K..the thing is ..can be postin a humpday hottie this week cause my internet service isnt workin...guess when ya dont pay the bill TODD the ladies miss out...ill make up for it next week for sure ladies...Renee your guys are some sexy...so ill just settle for that..I got my own hump day hottie im tryin to hump..so for now ill just settle for the real thing...yes Jeanette met a real boy..and he's kinda sexy as all hell...ill give ya the details when i know for sure hes a keeper...till then ill just see where it goes...big hugs ladies...WINKS!!

You know that sayin...

Kids are great...as long as ya can give them back..well tannis im gonna steal your brats when your not lookin..cause damn there cute...used to be.... kids didnt like me...but this little terd couldnt stop gigglin tonite...so either i had something on my face or Vaughn just thought i was funny...im thinkin and hopin i was just so funny he couldnt help himself..lol.




Then there are these cuties...why do they have to be so cute..almost makes one want a few...did ya hear me...ALMOST...when i need a good dose of motherhood Tannis just leaves me for a few hours with them and then im good for a bit...all of my friends have kids and im the only one without...kinda wish i had one..but then i snap outta it...lol
Anyways ladies with kids..i raise my glass and cheers ya....winks..

Man Candy...

Man candy I say...I love wednesdays...check out Joe Boxer...what is that? Winks! Enjoy ladies...
Crap i just got a little drool on my keyboard...HE HE HE

Guess who's commin ladies???

KEITH URBAN

Yes its true..the hottie himself is comin to Edmonton September 21st. Calgary September 19th. Anyone wanna get in on this action...I think it would be a good time...Man candy..yum yum give me some....

HAVE ONE FOR ME.....BURP!

Saint Pattys Day Graphics



Saint Pattys Day Graphics

Happy Birthday Tannis...

Todd I said..Pull over let a lady puke...but noooo...he kept drivin..ha ha..so my girl puked all over the side of his truck...shoulda pulled over buddy...ha ha ha....that was the end of a great nite...But was was worse was the smell this morning....little ripe I tell ya....Good thing Todd had a multi pack of air freshners....

Tannis Jessi and I went out to let loose...and celebrate our girls 33rd...yes I said it....33rd..just thibk of it this way...your a yummy mummy...and one step closer to becoming a COUGAR...tee hee...It was Good time...Good laughs..good friends....good BEER...

The shooters...

PORN STAR & TEQUILA & SEX ON THE BEACH...

Danced the nite away with whoever was willin..I met Jessi last nite..and she rocks..Sorry if we embarrased ya..but you were in there like a dirty shirt..pics tell great stories ya know....so lets read on shall we...Love ya Jesse...Jesse's hubby....your girl rocks...

WE LOVE MEN...REALLY...Ha Ha

We were on a mission last nite...to have the most fun possible...and mission completed...we started off at The Country Club..the guy at the door said it didnt get buzy till midnite...well hell we wanted to dance now dammit...so we went over to Belini's...it was rockin there...80's hair and all...lots of people out..guys were sportin there funny shirts....

So we had a few Cervasa's there and took off to Billy Bobs cause..not that im cheap..but hey 6.25 for a friggin beer..talk about getting raped...just throw it in dry I said...Walked in the door and the place was jam packed...went for a little trip to the ladies room..and some of us wernt so lady like...ha ha...sorry girl..you still love me right..Winks

So we got out on the floor and shook our asses off...

Tannis likes boobies...but I wish i had some to grab...feelin a little left out here...

So at the end of it all...some of us feel not so good ...but ...we lived to tell another story...and same time next year...girls...Love ya

Heres a little song we know and love...

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS

MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN

OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT

WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON

HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES

LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK

LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL

DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG

IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON

SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLE CLOTH

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH

BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH

JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...

BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING

SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN

TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY

OH WHAT HAVE I DONE

HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE

ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST

CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

Its thursday...

Well another thursday is upon us..and hey its just another day..im gonna step outta the box and make dinner...yes theres a first for everything right...ive decided that im tired of drive thru..and im makin bbq jerk chicken..mmm...spicy meat for my mouth...I wish I had a hottie to make it for so ill just make it for my roommate..

Took a look at Tannis's blog and she decided to put a hot pic of us when we were stuck in the 80's....sweet pic there hun...and hey good thing we grew outta that sexy big bar hair...If ya go to Edson..theres a few chicks there that still do there hair like that..and wear there acid wash skin tight jeans and high top runners..Tassle jean jackets..ha ha i say..One rule i have..always look in the mirror when ya leave the house...NO MATTER WHAT....

Gotta work tonite..wish i could say i was lookin forward to it..but not really...Hey cheap pricks..if ya want my good service..i dont expect a tip..i would appreiciate it....HINT HINT.

Still smilin..and Its Tannis's big 33RD birthday tomorrow..and its ladies nite..put on your dancin shoes and well go have some fun...No tequila for me ...he he

Still Smilin

My Hump Day Hottie...

All I can say ladies...is BACK OFF AND GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH....I wish all men looked like him..and yes underneath all that sarcasim and cockiness...hes a real gentleman. He can eat crackers..and chips..and whatever he wants to in my bed...Yummmmmmy....Love this guy.

Edson boys are from Red Deer...

So i went to party with my girls this weekend...and i met a boy...yes a real boy...his name is Jean-Luc...little french guy from Red Deer..of all places to meet a nice boy...he works in Edson...but now hes off to Ardrie...hes comin to see me for a drink or two...not as sexy as my Jeff from Kamloops..but id like to get to know him better...Well see where it goes I guess.

I guess my ass was asked for by a certain someone. ..we wont name names. SHE SAYS...hey you keepin it PG or something...K fine...check it out ..You like it...i know you do..ha ha...pervert. Love ya Girlie

And as for my bad girls in Edson..hey next time you guys come here and party...all the men will be in Edson..but hey well make the most of it...See ya soom girls...Love ya!

Still smiling....

Well im heading out for the weekend...gotta do some damage control with my sista's...AKA gettin floor lickin drunk...K seriously..check me in to rehab...ha ha...welcome to the life of no responsibiltys....All my friends are settled down and have babies...then theres me...no kids..no man...some people would be jealous... the only thing theres to be jealuos of..is that i get to sleep in and come and go as i please....other than that....not missin much..

....my mission is to find me a hunny to wake up to and maybe ill let him knock me up...maybe i need to settle down...maybe tannis is right...maybe im going thru mid life crisis...kinda..but not really..i like my life..but it missing something...mr tall dark and hot as hell...

You know that saying scorned woman syndrom...well it truely exists...I dated this guy that broke my heart into millions of tiny peices...jerk..and all i ever wanted was for him to say sorry..but did i get it...NO...and i never will. hes too mucha man for that..or so he thinks...im tired of the way he tries to make me feel...he brings out someone i dont really like...angry and bitter...I hope you have a wonderful life mr...cause one day..i hope the girl you fall in love with is named Karma...and she treats you like the way you treated me. Like Shit.

So this weekend is my time to think about who i want to be when i grow up..if that ever happends...and come back to Red Deer with a new out look on my life. New beginings...and good times regardless..........

Why why why....

Why do I drink...lol...i had a blast but man my head hurts today...I was in a mood yesterday and I felt screw the hole world and all the people that make me angry...im going to get hammered....As if Laura wasnt reading my mind...she calls me and says...he lady its payday...i wanna get hammerd...GAME ON...we went to the Zone...played lots of pool and drank our faces off...Hey it was only 1 dollar highballs...so 10 bucks got me primed...then we decided that were gonna go to the rippers....what the hell was I thinkin...had a blast regardless....and met some really nice boys...HA HA...when it was time to shut er down it was around 230...everyone was gone...i guess noone could keep up...too tired...to hammered...i wasnt done dancin yet...kinda like when i was in mexico..but i kept my clothes on this time...ha ha..went and gave my roomie shit..cause he said sure ill come get you..ill be there...thanks buddy...oh well momma got home and i was Pisssssed!

SO i got up around noon and i was still drunk..had to get my car before they towed it...good thing it was still there when i got there..cause it would have costed a fourtune to get it outta towing...
so I came home and passed out and got up around 330...felt like a million bucks..ha ha...i wish...So now i gotta go suffer thru work...i hope noone orders tequila...cause man thats enough to make me throw up a little in my mouth...(takin a break from that bad asssss sheeet)....And Jeff...im not in love...its called lust baby...LUST...big hugs!

A day early ladies!

This had to be done a day early...i could not hep myself...enjoy your day...I know i will..he he
What can I say im a sucker for the man titties and rippling abes! mmmmm