Lets pretend its Wednesday...

Couldnt help myself ...nothin wrong with lookin at the man candy...

Hump day hottie?

K..the thing is ..can be postin a humpday hottie this week cause my internet service isnt workin...guess when ya dont pay the bill TODD the ladies miss out...ill make up for it next week for sure ladies...Renee your guys are some sexy...so ill just settle for that..I got my own hump day hottie im tryin to hump..so for now ill just settle for the real thing...yes Jeanette met a real boy..and he's kinda sexy as all hell...ill give ya the details when i know for sure hes a keeper...till then ill just see where it goes...big hugs ladies...WINKS!!

You know that sayin...

Kids are great...as long as ya can give them back..well tannis im gonna steal your brats when your not lookin..cause damn there cute...used to be.... kids didnt like me...but this little terd couldnt stop gigglin tonite...so either i had something on my face or Vaughn just thought i was funny...im thinkin and hopin i was just so funny he couldnt help himself..lol.




Then there are these cuties...why do they have to be so cute..almost makes one want a few...did ya hear me...ALMOST...when i need a good dose of motherhood Tannis just leaves me for a few hours with them and then im good for a bit...all of my friends have kids and im the only one without...kinda wish i had one..but then i snap outta it...lol
Anyways ladies with kids..i raise my glass and cheers ya....winks..

Man Candy...

Man candy I say...I love wednesdays...check out Joe Boxer...what is that? Winks! Enjoy ladies...
Crap i just got a little drool on my keyboard...HE HE HE

Guess who's commin ladies???

KEITH URBAN

Yes its true..the hottie himself is comin to Edmonton September 21st. Calgary September 19th. Anyone wanna get in on this action...I think it would be a good time...Man candy..yum yum give me some....

HAVE ONE FOR ME.....BURP!

Saint Pattys Day Graphics



Saint Pattys Day Graphics

Happy Birthday Tannis...

Todd I said..Pull over let a lady puke...but noooo...he kept drivin..ha ha..so my girl puked all over the side of his truck...shoulda pulled over buddy...ha ha ha....that was the end of a great nite...But was was worse was the smell this morning....little ripe I tell ya....Good thing Todd had a multi pack of air freshners....

Tannis Jessi and I went out to let loose...and celebrate our girls 33rd...yes I said it....33rd..just thibk of it this way...your a yummy mummy...and one step closer to becoming a COUGAR...tee hee...It was Good time...Good laughs..good friends....good BEER...

The shooters...

PORN STAR & TEQUILA & SEX ON THE BEACH...

Danced the nite away with whoever was willin..I met Jessi last nite..and she rocks..Sorry if we embarrased ya..but you were in there like a dirty shirt..pics tell great stories ya know....so lets read on shall we...Love ya Jesse...Jesse's hubby....your girl rocks...

WE LOVE MEN...REALLY...Ha Ha

We were on a mission last nite...to have the most fun possible...and mission completed...we started off at The Country Club..the guy at the door said it didnt get buzy till midnite...well hell we wanted to dance now dammit...so we went over to Belini's...it was rockin there...80's hair and all...lots of people out..guys were sportin there funny shirts....

So we had a few Cervasa's there and took off to Billy Bobs cause..not that im cheap..but hey 6.25 for a friggin beer..talk about getting raped...just throw it in dry I said...Walked in the door and the place was jam packed...went for a little trip to the ladies room..and some of us wernt so lady like...ha ha...sorry girl..you still love me right..Winks

So we got out on the floor and shook our asses off...

Tannis likes boobies...but I wish i had some to grab...feelin a little left out here...

So at the end of it all...some of us feel not so good ...but ...we lived to tell another story...and same time next year...girls...Love ya

Heres a little song we know and love...

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS

MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN

OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT

WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON

HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES

LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK

LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL

DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG

IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON

SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLE CLOTH

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH

BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH

JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...

BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING

SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN

TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY

OH WHAT HAVE I DONE

HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE

ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST

CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

Its thursday...

Well another thursday is upon us..and hey its just another day..im gonna step outta the box and make dinner...yes theres a first for everything right...ive decided that im tired of drive thru..and im makin bbq jerk chicken..mmm...spicy meat for my mouth...I wish I had a hottie to make it for so ill just make it for my roommate..

Took a look at Tannis's blog and she decided to put a hot pic of us when we were stuck in the 80's....sweet pic there hun...and hey good thing we grew outta that sexy big bar hair...If ya go to Edson..theres a few chicks there that still do there hair like that..and wear there acid wash skin tight jeans and high top runners..Tassle jean jackets..ha ha i say..One rule i have..always look in the mirror when ya leave the house...NO MATTER WHAT....

Gotta work tonite..wish i could say i was lookin forward to it..but not really...Hey cheap pricks..if ya want my good service..i dont expect a tip..i would appreiciate it....HINT HINT.

Still smilin..and Its Tannis's big 33RD birthday tomorrow..and its ladies nite..put on your dancin shoes and well go have some fun...No tequila for me ...he he

Still Smilin

My Hump Day Hottie...

All I can say ladies...is BACK OFF AND GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH....I wish all men looked like him..and yes underneath all that sarcasim and cockiness...hes a real gentleman. He can eat crackers..and chips..and whatever he wants to in my bed...Yummmmmmy....Love this guy.

Edson boys are from Red Deer...

So i went to party with my girls this weekend...and i met a boy...yes a real boy...his name is Jean-Luc...little french guy from Red Deer..of all places to meet a nice boy...he works in Edson...but now hes off to Ardrie...hes comin to see me for a drink or two...not as sexy as my Jeff from Kamloops..but id like to get to know him better...Well see where it goes I guess.

I guess my ass was asked for by a certain someone. ..we wont name names. SHE SAYS...hey you keepin it PG or something...K fine...check it out ..You like it...i know you do..ha ha...pervert. Love ya Girlie

And as for my bad girls in Edson..hey next time you guys come here and party...all the men will be in Edson..but hey well make the most of it...See ya soom girls...Love ya!

Still smiling....

Well im heading out for the weekend...gotta do some damage control with my sista's...AKA gettin floor lickin drunk...K seriously..check me in to rehab...ha ha...welcome to the life of no responsibiltys....All my friends are settled down and have babies...then theres me...no kids..no man...some people would be jealous... the only thing theres to be jealuos of..is that i get to sleep in and come and go as i please....other than that....not missin much..

....my mission is to find me a hunny to wake up to and maybe ill let him knock me up...maybe i need to settle down...maybe tannis is right...maybe im going thru mid life crisis...kinda..but not really..i like my life..but it missing something...mr tall dark and hot as hell...

You know that saying scorned woman syndrom...well it truely exists...I dated this guy that broke my heart into millions of tiny peices...jerk..and all i ever wanted was for him to say sorry..but did i get it...NO...and i never will. hes too mucha man for that..or so he thinks...im tired of the way he tries to make me feel...he brings out someone i dont really like...angry and bitter...I hope you have a wonderful life mr...cause one day..i hope the girl you fall in love with is named Karma...and she treats you like the way you treated me. Like Shit.

So this weekend is my time to think about who i want to be when i grow up..if that ever happends...and come back to Red Deer with a new out look on my life. New beginings...and good times regardless..........

Why why why....

Why do I drink...lol...i had a blast but man my head hurts today...I was in a mood yesterday and I felt screw the hole world and all the people that make me angry...im going to get hammered....As if Laura wasnt reading my mind...she calls me and says...he lady its payday...i wanna get hammerd...GAME ON...we went to the Zone...played lots of pool and drank our faces off...Hey it was only 1 dollar highballs...so 10 bucks got me primed...then we decided that were gonna go to the rippers....what the hell was I thinkin...had a blast regardless....and met some really nice boys...HA HA...when it was time to shut er down it was around 230...everyone was gone...i guess noone could keep up...too tired...to hammered...i wasnt done dancin yet...kinda like when i was in mexico..but i kept my clothes on this time...ha ha..went and gave my roomie shit..cause he said sure ill come get you..ill be there...thanks buddy...oh well momma got home and i was Pisssssed!

SO i got up around noon and i was still drunk..had to get my car before they towed it...good thing it was still there when i got there..cause it would have costed a fourtune to get it outta towing...
so I came home and passed out and got up around 330...felt like a million bucks..ha ha...i wish...So now i gotta go suffer thru work...i hope noone orders tequila...cause man thats enough to make me throw up a little in my mouth...(takin a break from that bad asssss sheeet)....And Jeff...im not in love...its called lust baby...LUST...big hugs!

A day early ladies!

This had to be done a day early...i could not hep myself...enjoy your day...I know i will..he he
What can I say im a sucker for the man titties and rippling abes! mmmmm

Guys do it all the time....

Heres a little song I love....and its so friggin True!

Got in this morning at 4 a.m.

You're as mad as you can be!

Well I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes

Time just slipped away from me

By the time I knew what time it was

It was too late to call home

Stop carrying on acting like a child

I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time

And you expect us to understand

When the shoe's on the other foot

You know that's when it hits the fan

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street

Or you won't be a man of mine

So I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place

And I took your twenty bucks

No I didn't get the front yard cut

'Cause I had to wash my truck

Will you bring me a cold one, baby

And turn on the TV

We'll talk about this later

There's a ball game I wanna see

Guys do it all the time

And you expect us to understand

When the shoe's on the other foot

You know that's when it hits the fan

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street

Or you won't be a man of mine

So I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror

Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street

Or you won't be a man of mine

So I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it

Yeah, guys do it

All the time, all the time

Yeah, guys do it

Yeah, guys do it

Romance means to me....

Words I recieved by a true sweetheart....

I want this from A-Z...no exceptions!!!

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you (
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

Mexico Rocked...

NO PUN INTENDED....he he...Tannis and I had the best time of our lives....Met lots of people..and partied our asses off... Most memorable time would have to be The Foam Party.

I met Jeff there (the guy in the post below) and I cant get him off my mind...I told myself i would meet the man of my dreams ...but i had to travel to find him... gonna see where it goes..and if it doesnt go anywhere...then ill have the memories for the rest of my life. Man that boy changed me....inside and out. Before I left ...i was a mean cold hearted bitch that hated all men...and thought they werent worthy of anything....but my eyes are open and i see now that maybe there not so bad. expeccaily the hard body boys. Winks.

My new favorite song is Dirty Dancin'....by the Black Eyed Peas. listen to it...i think there singin about me...ha ha..

My new nickname is Jorge' which if you pronounce it...whorehey...i wasnt a whore...but i chose my boys carefully....they had have nice man titties and big arms...and hard asses...and eyes i couldnt say no to.....

I also know that men DO cheat on there ladies...like the guy i met from Calgary...he was the typical...i asked him for his number and he said he had a girlfriend....but he didnt say no to takin my number...NICE JASON..thats his name. I think Jasons have lots in common....winks.

lets talk about TEQUILA...it makes you take your clothes off....and yes theres an actual song. HA HA too much tequila in jeanette makes her do crazy things....well just leave it at that.

Renee's Blog Rocks....

1. Where is your cell phone? Right beside me
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Man Servant
3. Hair? Needs a cut
4. Your mother? Love her
5. Your father? Never knew him
6. Your favorite item(s)? New Fancy Ring
7. Your dream last night? Yowsa..he he
8. Your favorite drink? Margarita's
9. Your dream guy/girl? Dwayne "ROCK" Johnson
10. The room you are in? Dinning room
11. Your fear? commitment
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Kept woman
13. Who did you hang out with last night? Tannis in Mexico..smashed
14. What are you not? Cheater
15. Are you in love? maybe..he he
16. One of your wish list items? Big Boobies
17. What time is it? 3:20 am
18. The last thing you did? Played Pool..corona's
19. What are you wearing? Jammie pants..sweatshirt
20. Your favorite book? Anything James Patterson
21. The last thing you ate? airplane food...
22. Your life? In Limbo
23. Your mood? easy going
24. Your friends? Rock
25. What are you thinking about right now? Man Candy Jeff
26. Your car? Chevy Cavalier
27. What are you doing at this moment? uploading pics
28. Your summer plans? Kamloops...
29. Your relationship status? Single...lovin it
30. What is on your TV screen? Much Music
31. When is the last time you laughed? few hours ago
32. Last time you cried? been awhile
33. School? Going back..asap