Hump Day Hottie´s

Here is my Hottie of the week ladies...his name is Jim...hes from Kamloops...first night i met him...he tried dry hummping my leg...he was hammered....no...more like floor lickin drunk...i thought man this guy is sexy..but hes too hammered for my liking....then i met him when he was sober...oh boy ...he actually turned out to be a sweetheart....couldnt resist...and guess what the sun actaully shone outta his ass...no really...not fibbin...k...it didnt ...and momma had to bend the rules. I wont kiss and tell....so well just leave it at this guy knows how to smooth talk a lady...WiNKS











Yes...mexico is a great place....our hotle on the other hand isnt so great...they keep the drinks a flowing and that kinda makes the food taste better...um..not really...but hey its cheap to eat elsewhere ...so were not at the hotel much....were hammered here...actaully...weve been shmammered everyday....Tannis is a great travel companion...but i take too long deciding what to wear on my skinny ass....so ive learned that its too friggin windy to care...ha ha...hair only gets done at nite...and the hairstlye only last minutes.....




So ive came to a conclusion on my life...and Tannis and I have been friends way to long and i love this chick more than i love my sister...and i hurt her by withholding info from her...and being a crappy friend...So if i lose friends along the way because i dont want to be a bad friend to anyone...too bad for me I guess...not gonna do anything to jepordise my friendship with her for noone....Love ya girl!

Leavin' on a jet plane...

And I dont want to ever come back.....but unfortatlly...i gotta...so sorry about your luck!!!

Leaving for Mazatlan, Mexico tonight after work...going with Tannis. Its a week to relax, get drunk and stupid...cause noone knows us..ha ha. Oh ya..and to get a tan and shop. Sometimes ya just need a break.

Advice i got from people i know...

• be careful you might get kidnaped and be some crack whore..Like crack is the drug I use all the time or something.
• Dont walk around at nite..Like i was born yesterday and im dumb or something...
• I like this one the best...dont go home with strange guys... Why not..momma needs to get laid too..ha ha .

If i want to get laid ...I will...I make my own choices...but have standards. And the same rule applies there as it does here...THE SUN MUST SHINE OUTTA HIS ASS AND HIS NAME IS DWAYNE JOHNSON(aka..The Rock)....

Seriously. People must think im a hoochie and sleep with anyone and everyone...Note to all readers...im a good girl and i respect myself...i wasnt born yesterday...and I appreciate the advice...and i will take it..but realize im pretty smart and I wont do anything to put me or Tannis in danger.

So now...if i meet someone and we get married...lol...i wont be back. It was a pleasure knowing you and ill send ya the wedding pics. ha ha ha...K.... If you dont know me by now you know that would never happen cause im commitment phobic... Men suck ...

So Ill think of you when im slammin margarita's...and well see ya when i get back...love ya ..miss ya...hug ya...kiss ya!

Yum Yum Give Me Some....

How can you not want some of that...can i be the cream in that Oreo....Hell ya. One can dream right...well im a big dreamer. Ladies...back off and get your own sandwich...ha ha

Wasnt it a party....

Well work was awesome....Friday nights are Scotch Doubles...and usually its lame and noone really shows up...well Lorrie Dawn...aka...LD decided to make it better...so she gets on the horn and calls everyone she knows with a heartbeat...well boring lame friday turned into a party. We put up ballons and threw some funky decorations on the tables put some snacks out...turned up the jukebox and we all had a killer time. I didnt feel like I was workin...pretty much knew everyone...made killer tips. Thank you so much LD. Love ya. Played some pool after work and kicked butt...my game is coming along ...and soon ill be a shark. I wish every nite was like that.
When everyone is happy and having fun...makes me feel good.

Still Smilin'

I wish I could sleep....

Yeah..im still up...its almost 4 in the morning, and i still cant sleep...so ill ramble on till i run outta words. Sometimes ya just cant fight it...lay there and try to sleep but so much is going on in my head...been thinking alot about my life and where im going from here...I need guidance...something i never really had...i want to be further ahead in life . I never really enjoyed school and im totally kicking myself now ...should have stayed and finished. Then maybe i would have a great job I can be proud of...but no..boys and partying was too much fun. . People ask me what intrests me...and i sit here and im lost...i love computers, photography, fashion, interior deign. Thats what i really like..but do I want to do that for the rest of my life...will I be happy doing that as a living ??yes..so why cant I do that...hmmmm...lazy...ill do it tomorrow...im a procrastinator. I need a kick in the ass. My dad once told me that i need to marry a guy and he will take care of me...Kept Woman..theres a thought...but then in reality..I would get bored doing nothing all day. Im not the type to be a kept woman. Im independant...I do my own thing. But this independant woman needs to get her shit together...So im gonna talk to my friend Tannis and ask her for help. Me ask for help...lol...shes one smart cookie that one. She got herself into law school and I think shes the one I need to talk to. So Tannis...if your reading..(help me). So im gonna leave it at that and go from there. Oh ya before I forget...thanks for the cool Valentines Day gift...so sweet. Im glad your my friend. not for the cool things you give me...but for being you.

My nite at work was a good one...made good tips tonite for a Thursday. . need some spending money for my trip...going to Mexico Feb23-March 2. Cant wait ..I need a break from reality. So much is going on...trying to be a good friend to everyone...but i forget about myself. Laying on the beach will be what I need. Just relax...meet people...let loose. Maybe I might meet my Mr. Right and fall in love. Who knows...

So this blog is kinda a way to vent and get shit off my mind. The most important thing to me is happiness. Smiling and livin life to the fullest. So as it stands now...im gonna get my shit together and be someone my mom would be proud of. If she saw me now she would probably kick me in the ass. Miss her so much. When people talk about how much they hate there parents I sit back and think..your lucky to have them. And maybe you should show some respect. But hey thats just me.

Hmm...what else can i say...my ass is asleep...lol.

Take me as I am...thats that!

Still Smilin'....

Happy Valentines Day Ladies!

To all my single girlfriends...I wanna say it doesnt matter that were single. Enjoy the day being happy that your not all stressed out dealing with man issues...Being single is a good thing!!



Still Smilin'



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Telus

Let me tell you my thoughts on Telus...Bite me. Open my bill and it 400 bucks..what the hell . Like im that popular or something..Ya seriously gotta watch your bill statements. They like to over charge you ...there sneeky. But ha ha im on to you. Its one big monopoly. Although...the lady I talked to is a sweetheat...Telus still sucks...its not her fault she works for a gong show. Now I got it all figured out and from now on im gonna pay closer attention. Up yours TELUS!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Jason, Sorry I forgot to say it First thing...Regardless...Have a good one!

I sit and wonder why does everyone take there bad days out on me...well maybe im just a sucker for punishment. Or maybe people like weighing me down with there bullshit. I think from here on out...its all about me..yes maybe i should be more self centered like some people think i am. Maybe im missing the big picture here. Is there more to life than everyones drama?

Im gonna find out!

...Tannis and I are going to Mexico ...Yeeehaw. Feb.23 to March 2nd. Remember what happends in Mexico...well id say stayes in mexico..but well have pics to show ya the awesome time we had....ha ha. One week to let loose and forget the hell we go thru ...CANT WAIT! can we leave now...ha ha

Ladies..dont let any man bring you down...there not worth the stress!

Still Smilin!

The shirt says it all...

So here is Tannis....she came to my work last nite wearing this shirt. I think every woman needs a good F*ck U shirt. Or hey ...why not 2 or 3. I got STUPID IS AS STUPID DATES...YOUR NOT WORTHY...DUMP HIM...I DONT MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM...
Wear your shirt proud ladies...

There once was a girl named REGAN

When I met Regan..I knew we were gonna hit it off as friends. "So tell me Jeanette..have you ever had a anal orgasm". I had to do a double take and wonder "is this chick for real". Who says that when they meet someone... REGAN. Gotta love this chick.

We met at Westridge Cabinets in Red Deer. From 6am to 4pm it was everything from Kareokee to dancing..to jokes..to man bashing. We had a blast. Then she decides to get a better job. Which is awesome. Im proud of her. We had a blast last summer floating down the river. Pickin up strays on our way. Weve had our ups and downs..and thru it all i still love this crazy chick. I remember when I took her to Edson to party...well she didnt really have a good time...i can remember her saying.."I feel like a walking Vagina". If you been to Edson..you would understand where she is coming from..its 10 men to 1 women..and there all just out lookin for some jiggy jiggy. Boys will be Boys..thats just how it is.

Regan I promise ...no more Edson.

There will be more good times to come...

Life is good...

This is me in Varadero, Cuba.

Blog Shmog

New to blogger. So bare with me. I read my friend Tannis's blog and she makes it look easy. So im supposed to write my thoughts. Well my thoughts for today is I wish people would see life as a game..sometimes you win sometimes you lose. When the going gets tough..deal with it. Don't let other people make you feel like crap. Life is way to short and make the most of it. Clean out your closet and move on. Be true to yourself and smile.

Live with no Excuses and Love with no regrets.

Live...Love...Smile