Tannis Jessi and I went out to let loose...and celebrate our girls 33rd...yes I said it....33rd..just thibk of it this way...your a yummy mummy...and one step closer to becoming a COUGAR...tee hee...It was Good time...Good laughs..good friends....good BEER...
PORN STAR & TEQUILA & SEX ON THE BEACH...
Danced the nite away with whoever was willin..I met Jessi last nite..and she rocks..Sorry if we embarrased ya..but you were in there like a dirty shirt..pics tell great stories ya know....so lets read on shall we...Love ya Jesse...Jesse's hubby....your girl rocks...
We were on a mission last nite...to have the most fun possible...and mission completed...we started off at The Country Club..the guy at the door said it didnt get buzy till midnite...well hell we wanted to dance now dammit...so we went over to Belini's...it was rockin there...80's hair and all...lots of people out..guys were sportin there funny shirts....
So we had a few Cervasa's there and took off to Billy Bobs cause..not that im cheap..but hey 6.25 for a friggin beer..talk about getting raped...just throw it in dry I said...Walked in the door and the place was jam packed...went for a little trip to the ladies room..and some of us wernt so lady like...ha ha...sorry girl..you still love me right..Winks
So we got out on the floor and shook our asses off...
Tannis likes boobies...but I wish i had some to grab...feelin a little left out here...
So at the end of it all...some of us feel not so good ...but ...we lived to tell another story...and same time next year...girls...Love ya
Heres a little song we know and love...
SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLE CLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE
ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
3 comments:
tequila makes her clothes fall off!!! have a blast george!!! so looking forward to doing this again!!! ciao chica!!
OMG!!!I am dying of emberassment! Hey, Jeanette was a camera hog and if you are peeing watch out, cuz she knows no limits. So much for my scrapbook mommy facade...
OMG!!! If I wouldn't have had to work I would have been down there like a dirty shirt....ah Billy Bob's my old stompin' grounds...did I ever tell you I worked there briefly back in the day? Worked in the Animal Shelter to help Dougie out....sold rough rider stickers too....Billy's my second home like 10 years ago....seems like only yesterday...oh wait I don't remember...teehhee
Great pics!!! So glad you all had a great time and know that I'm so f'n jealous right now!
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