PG 13...ya i think not...life of a single girl chapter 3...
Alright ...the beer goggles are officially off...told my old man corona to take a hike...he made me do some silly shit...and not even funny enough to mention on here cause its embarrassing ....when someone tells ya something about a guy..try thinking maybe its true..always always always... go down for the twig and berry grab...no matter what..men think size doesn't matter...its how ya hammer it in...well sorry to say..ya it does matter...sometimes guys aren't blessed....don't take it personally...its OK and its not your fault...i wasn't blessed with breasts but hey...I'm OK with that..ha ha
So my life starts here..all fresh and clean slate again...not that i didn't have fun...but its time to shut the bad ass bar scene down...maybe just leave it to the weekend...ya know ..girls still gotta enjoy life ..look at the man candy RED DEER has to offer... which is... slim to fak all i say...met a few..talked to a few assholes online..to chicken to actually call or come try to meet me...i don't do online dating there boys...the real deal or nothing...WINKS WINKS..just so ya know boys..forgot about the old text messages...its fun to say hi.. hows it going..when ya gonna be here... and stuff like that...but come on....call me..... ya cheap prick..whatever happened to verbal conversation.....texting is for the cowards that need tome to think...
My head hurts...hey girl i went out with last nite...you rock sista...had a blast ..and hey its not you..its him..winks..sometimes ya need a 25 year old for stamina...guys do it all the time...put out or get out right..hahaha
K..my badass mouth is gonna get me in trouble one of these days i tell ya.... here's to good times and memories...
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2 comments:
Well it's a good thing you found out the goods sooner than later....and you drunkin' women sending me facebook messages lol Hope you have some better days in the dating scene...hell just come up to Whitecourt the ratio of men to women is pretty loaded on the one side...men everywhere here
hahahahah, i read between the lines! lime in the corona or kokanee bottle? I say, kokanee bottle and next time JEanette...don't judge a beer by the "label" check out how good the beer is first! HAHAHHAHHAHH! did you read between the lines on that one?
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