Hey...i forgot to throw a pic in the last post...heres the latest of my big bad self...lol


CHEESE!!!!

Frozen....

So hey...turn up the heat...brr...k ladies..i think its time we start savin our money and book our tickets outta this deep freeze...

got up this morning and thought..what the hell...why cant it just be summer all year long..

Oh heres the man update....my life since i met Chad..cut down on my smokin...dont drink everyday...well i still have one or two here and there,..but i havent put my beer goggles on in a long time 3 weeks to be exact...lol...chad and i are having so much fun getting to know each other...i cant believe i finally met a NICE guy....not a jerk...dont get me wrong..he is still a man and he still has his man faults...lol...i think hes cute...i have nothing bad to say about him...big hugs for him.

So after reading all your blogs i feel that i should say hi more often...my cj is out there and please dont laugh...its kinda plain..but hey...ya gotta start somewhere right...it will get better i promise...peace out bloggers!

Well ladies...guess what....

Remember all those times i said men are only good for one thing...and men suck and men ewww....well let me tell ya..I MET A BOY...and hes so awesome....so far in the last 2 weeks ive known him...i cant find anything wrong with him....im changing my wicked ways...i cut down smoking...cause why would he have to kiss an ashtray....i wouldnt ...and i dont drink nearly enough these days...and im in bed early..he he...only cause i cant help myself...now let me fill you in on him...


His name is Chad...hes 34..hes 6'2 brown hair green eyes...Instructor at the Red Deer College..(Electrical)...he has 2 girls...they dont live with him (every other weekend)...his little girl loves me ..and shes so cute...her name is Charlize...well here ill just post a pic...and judging by the look on my face you can tell how happy this guy makes me.....


Oh before i forget..i finished my CJ..my first one..so when you get it..DONT LAUGH...lol

Where does the time go...

...well i started seeing this guy...like a boyfriend girlfriend kinda relatinship...and im not too sure where it could go...or even if I want it to go anywhere....its kinda freekin me out a but....but for now..this guy is really sweet...so well just see where it goes ..im not gonna push him away like i have done to so many before...this guy is diffrent....the only thing i dont like about him is....well you know how men can be childish...goofy....get on my last nerve kinda guy??..well ya thats the thing that bothers me...should I say something or just think its cute....HMMMMM....i guess well just have to see how it pans out......

...started a circle Journal.....Tannis invited me...so now i guess i gotta dig out the old scrap shit...LOVELY....ha ha....i got so much shit but no ambition to do anything...so im gonna just take it all over to Tannis house and make her do it....ha ha ...Just kidding I got some talent in there somewhere.....

...still workin at the Corner Pocket...I threw a party for halloween ....but it wasnt a big turnout...BOOOOOO

....Playing in the tuesday night fun Leauge...and im number one shooter for the ladies...outta 10...thats right im number one....i wont let it go to my head......mwahahahahaha

So other than just the same old shit differnt day.....
PEACE OUT!

UPDATE THIS!

So ya want an update on whats been going on??....well let me tell ya...moved all my shit outta Todd's....and into Tannis's little brothers house in Innisfail.....apparently Todd's not the person I thought he was...hes the kinda guy thats so nice to your face...then..behind your back when your not lookin he totally bashes ya...he says he doesnt ...but if we all know Todd...hes lying...Todd and lying go hand in hand...like last weekend at the Vat...this chick comes up to me and tells me that I was hitting on her boyfriend....(i probably was..beer goggles) But...it was just conversation....and she tells me even your roommate thinks your a dirty whore...lol....so i conronted his sorry ass...and DENY....i almost got my ass kicked ....good thing they love me at the vat..and the bouncer bounced her ass outta there....so needless to say Todds a LOSER

So what else...hmmmm Crazy Carl...why does that boy have to talk...cant he just look good?...NO...hes gotta talk..and when he does I dont want anything to do with him...cause hes frickin crazy....but i just cant help myself...

Hmm ...lets talk Telus shall we....CRAP service and crap phone....lost all my contacts..pictures...music...ringtones...wonder if they will reemburse me?,...im thinkin NO...gong show fuckers....

I told one of my guy friends to beat it...cause he keeps pushing a relationship...but I dont want one with him...or with anyone for that matter....dont guys get that yet...
Men are to be used and abused...lol...JK

Tannis & Renee you better be gettin your tequila drinkin beer goggles on ...Keith Urban is waiting to party with us...

Started to scrapbook....dammit...im one of you nerds....ha ha...ill post one of my works of art when i get something done...then you can all laugh and point fingers and go HA HA!!!....lol

My work gave me a juicy raise....gonna play in the pool league this year...and were gonna win win win

Yes its one of those days....facebook is addicting....sorry i havent posted any juicy stories for ya lovlies!....

Till next time......LOVES YA!

My Favorite Song...

She grew up in an indiana town
Had a good lookin momma who never was around
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them indiana boys on an indiana night

Well she moved down here at the age of 18
She blew the boys away, it was more than theyd seen
I was introduced and we both started groovin
She said, I dig you baby but I got to keep movin
...on,
keep movin on

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

Well I dont know what Ive been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
Im tired of screwing up, Im tired of goin down
Im tire of myself, Im tired of this town
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Honey put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come cause I cant stay long

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

T heres pidgeons down in market square
Shes standin in her underwear
Lookin down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Youve got to put on that party dress
It was too cold to cry when I woke up al one
I hit the last number, I walked to the road

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

I miss blogland

I miss blogging....I miss humpday hotties...i miss stalking you fuckers...ha ha...remember im the one that has no kids and doesnt give a rats ass what ya think....ya thats me ..im still around.....im sittin here....wondering what the fak....where is everyone..doesnt anyone have fun anymore.....well life has been fun and intresting the last few weeks...met some intresting people...Canada Day was a blast..met this guy and he seems like a fun guy...too bad he works his ass off..and doesnt really have time for silly girls like me...His name is Micah.Momma likes Micah...hes still a baby though...
.ps..this pic kills me and i think man hes one sexy dish...dont tell him i said that.
.and i think i like him...more than a girl should.....one day when he takes the time to get to know me...he might think the same about me...but time will tell...
...So let me tell you why im being all serious and shit...........ummm its beacause im a little intoxicated...went to the REDSTONE in RED DEER and got intoxicated with my girl TANNIS...fun stuff i tell ya,...she rocks..dont tell her that though...oh ya Tannis....when you grabbed Kims ass...his little lady friend was lookin...and im thinkin shes gonna have words with my bud Kim...ill let ya know how it pans out...

My roomie is driving me MENTAL....he doesnt see the forest thru the trees and it makes me mad...I just wanna slap him..one day i tell ya...Im gonna SNAP!


K..drunk chick is done and wants to call it a nite..but there is sooooo much more beer to drink...

I'll talk to you people soon...Kiss Kiss

Well HOLY HELL...she lives

Well...i guess its time to let you people know whats been going on in my world..

Well I finally decided to get my shit together...and clean up my act....HA HA HA RIIIIIGHT...who am i kidding...I been doing the same ole shit differnt day...Been hanging out with this Micah..a guy i met on Canada day...but the shitty thing is that he went to Yemen....Yemen..where the hell is Yemen...hes gonna be gone for a month..which is good..cause I cant be around men for too long without them driving me crazy...So were just gonna see where that goes...

Summer for me so far is good...havent done the first float down the river yet...I was invited to go a few days ago ...but too buzy with my man friend CORONA..ha ha....
well i just got informed that im being recruted to go get sod....SOD...where is the frickin fun in that...lol....guess i shouldnt have worn my white pants...lol

Well see ya all in a month ..ha ha..my roomie is still not in the paying the bills mood...so till then people....

Never ending battle

Well its tuesday...and im not hungover...whats going on...haha...i been hanging out with my Friend...420ing it up...gettin some pool in...and just takin it easy...I miss my friend Rick...just not the same when you go dancin. My "friend" Carl.....well it seems that its a never ending battle he has with the PHYCO chick he used to date...i call it like i see it and i think shes a drama queen..she needs a good punch to the back of her head(did I just say that out loud?)...fuckin Jelous C word! She doensnt know how to let go...and the sad thing is....i dont think he has the balls to tell her to leave him alone...maybe one day when he can do that ill concider more than a friendship with him..but till then he can call me all hours of the nite...cause i dont need my sleep right..i tried the go Fak yourself card...but that didnt work...so ill just try being his friend and just let him rant and rave about nothing that concerns me...i didnt really sign up for that but hey...i like other peoples Bull Shit weighing me down ... i have no problems of my own....Shitty thing is...theres something about this crazy guy that i like...and i think im just gonna have to stay away and move on...cause momma always said..dont put up with no crap from any man.....

I get to go to work and sweat my ass off ...whats wrong with company's not putting air conditioning in there buisness's..????
Nicoles last day is Thursday...and I get to take over her position....oh gooooodie I say...HA HA..can ya feel the sarasim in that.,...

Its hump day!

Guess what...i got no internet AGAIN....guess im gonna have to drool over Renee's hottie...or just find a real one...hehe.

Sometimes ya just gotta say ..What the fuck am I doing...i dont need a wake up call or anything..but theres this guy i know..hes a real sweetheart...as much as hes one ..i cant deal with all the stress he has...he says only a few more days ..weeks...but i know after the fact...its only gonna be the same...same old stories...and the stress i have from it..its just not worth my energy...i spend all my time trying to make him feel better about things..and at the same time..im forgetting what i want from life...i dont want to have to try to make things work..make someone else feel good...I want it to come naturally...but its not ..so ive decided as much as a sweetheart he is...i cant stress myself over it. Move the frick on i say...and hey if he wants a friend i can be that...but thats all im willing to give.

So on the same note...work is going alright...the beer goggles have been used 3 times this week.....jesus...but hey ..its all good...no harm no foul.

Summer is coming and you know what that means....road trips...havent decided where yet..but i feel one coming on...my friend Alisa wants me to go see her in Vancouver...and he on my way..hehehe..i should stop in Kamloops..and see soem friends I met in Mexico...

So im off to work her...have a great one!

What the hell...

K..its 9am..and im up..some smart ass made the alarm for the whole building go off...and im thinkin what the hell ...guess sleepin in isnt in the cards today...i went to bed pretty early last nite anyway so i should get some shit done around the house...or after this blog writttin ill just hop back into bed and relax for a few hours...

I think ill call man candy up and go for a blade and some lunch...and then work later tonite..

Wednesday (hd) means 3.99 Belini's at Moxies are on my priority list for the day...already got a hot date..hehe..


Renee came up this weekend and she's a really cool chick...you can veiw her blog to see the pics..she calls me a nutbar to the core..i say we were cut from the same cloth.cause shes just as silly as me and Tannis....thats probably why we get along so good...

Went to Bran Ho's Sunday nite...only becuase every other place was dead...Rick..my buddy from the poolhall is in town and he was talkin about how much he loves to dance...so i called him up and said hey im on my way to come get ya..lets go shake some bon bon...and boy did we...got there and slammed 4 tequila and 2 beer...and then i was ready to shake my money maker..haha...danced all friggin nite...i barely kept up..sweated my ass off...thought i had a ride home..but i guess he fell asleep...doesnt matter though...I made Tannis come back and get us..hehe...the perks of driving my car to the bar...always get a ride home...Thanks Tannis...Loves ya!

Well I think im gonna go nap..hehe...

My God Daughter is Edmonton's Sunshine Girl Today...

This is my God Daughter Sheena...she's 22. I remember when i was 22...i didnt look like that...hehe...one can only wish right...well anyways Sheena...your lookin great and I hope all the boys eat there hearts out!

Why cant people just be NORMAL????

...is that so much to ask? I met this guy..i thought he was something else..but turns out hes not that nice of a person...he thinks he is....and he may be...but i have yet to see it...granted everyone has there problems...but this guy has too many problems to even deal with himself..at the end of the day i decided I didnt want that anymore...sometimes i would rather just be alone than have to be weighed down with someone elses Bullshit. And let me tell ya...HOLY FUCK...All I can say is I hope he gets the help he needs and works out his hatred for his x GF's.
And hey if your reading this post...please stop calling my friends...we understand you just wanna talk..but calling 50 times in a hour is frickin redonculous...dont call me at work either..i dont need the stress...

So its Saturday and its a new day to be me...and unfortunattly i gotta work..BOOO....

Renee and Tannis ...you better not have drank all the Vodka Cosmo's cause i think im gonna come over there before work. It will make my day go by alot better than it did yesterday...I should have drank those 50 cajillion shots I was offered...hehe
And I need my Baby Vaughn fix...and i would love to come pick on the rest of the ones that can talk..hehe

Sexy man candy...

This guy for some reason is sexy to me...he's not as huge as I ussually like them ...but hes HOT i tell ya....even before he removed his mole...MOLEY MOLEY MOLE....hehe...go check out Renee's sexy peice of work..YOWSA

Get to know me,...

1. Where is your mobile? anywhere I am...practically glued to my head!
2. Your Partner? In crime? At home with her babies...
3. Your hair? in need if a cut and dye job
4. Your mom? Died of breast cancer in 98. I miss her.
5. Your dad? Died in November...barely knew him.
6. Favourite thing? Besides tequila?....good times with friends
7. Your dream in the last night? I was workin in a buzy bar and made killer tips
8. Your favourite drink? Tequila and Rye
9. Your favourite Car?Mitsubishi Eclipse
10. The room where you are? Carl's office...needs a good dusting i tell ya
11. Your last partner? Carl...and still is
12. Your fear? Spiders and snakes
13. What would you like to be in 10 years? In love with someone special!14. With whom did you spend the yesterday evening? Carl
15. What are you not? a pushover.
16. What was the last you did yesterday? Talked to my friend Juanita online. And smoked a big fat one...hehe
17. What do you wear right now? Capri Pants and a white tank top.
18. Your favourite book? Anything James Patterson
19. What was the last you ate yesterday? Ketchup Chips..mmm
20. Your life? Is not where I expected to be but right where I want for today.
21. Your mood? right now...im feelin no pain and im happy.
22. Your friends? Tannis is my glosest friend and I love her...id do anything for her.
23. What are you thinking right now? how good this rye and coke is and how sexy carl is..hehe
24. What are you doing right now? Waiting for Carl to get back here with more RYE.
25. Your summer? is gonna rock...and im gonna have fun no matter what
26. What runs in your television? Mostly CSI and Poker...the odd reality show.
27. When did you laugh the last time? When I was watching Will and Grace..those HOMO's are funny.
28. When did you cry the last time? The other night...memories
29. School? Would love to go back.
30. What are you hearing right now? Peace and Quiet
31. Favourite weekend activity? Getting together with friends.
32. Dream Job? Interior Design
33. Your computer? Its not mine..its todds.
35. Beer? Corona
36. Mexican food? YUMMY
37. Winter? I hate the cold....i love summer
38. Religion?I believe in God..
39. Vacation? Wanna go to Jamacia Man
40. On your bed? Brown comforter and 5 Pillows
41. Love? Is for the weak hearted...

Funny HA HA....

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.

So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY." The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her " KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY." So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

SHE TURNED INTO ..

THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old . NOT DEAD !

OLD LADIES ROCK!

Yee frickin ha...its hump day...

.....and you know what that means Renee...we get to see man breasts...mmm...gotta love them bad boys..i was thinkin this week ill...hmmm...let me see here..this hot guy im seeing..{cant help myself}....and my favorite Ryan Reynolds you say....OK..yowsa yowsa yowsa....enjoy ladies...

Frick its wednesday....

K..theres no beating Renee's hump day hottie this week so im gonna just drool over hers...this week im gonna change it up a bit and call it WHY ME WEDNESDAY...lol

I met this guy..and hes super sexy ...sports a hot bod...hard man titties..kinda guy that would pick you up with one hand and toss you on the bed and man handle you in a good way...let me tell ya..most guys ive dated in the past were just wimps compared to this guy.....when someone looks at you in a way that makes your panties wet ..just cant help myself...to take the good with the bad..the bad.....he talks about his ex GF's ...ALOT..now isnt it a fax pas to do that when your with a girl?....this guy i tell ya...needs a big spank..I went over to his house the last 4 nites.....im thinkin you know what...how about we talk about my ex's and see how you feel...

...boys are dumb throw rocks at them...BUT...i kinda like this guy....
Why me...why cant this guy just shadap already..

Weeee HOOOO..

Can someone please give me a tissue to wipe the drool all over this keyboard...Sexy peice of man candy..where are the guys that look like this in Red Deer...seriously..come on..share with sugar bear...

So i gotta work this weekend..which sucks cause the girls are partying it up in Edson..my old stompin grounds..But hey someone has to pay my bills..cause i have yet to find me a sugar daddy...you guys better have a few for me..

Ive been a bad girl lately...A.A. has a chair with my name all over it..you know my friend beer goggles..well i thought i gave them to Tannis to hold..but somehow ive been wearing them again..not gonna name names..but ive been his cuddle bunny for the last 3 nights..and when i get up i think ...WTF...can someone pull an intervention on my sorry ass already... I went out with sick girl on Sunday..and i was talkin to some serious man candy and then i saw puppy dog eyes and felt sorry for the guy...and let him take me home...you know when your in the pet store and the one dog looks at you and says please please pick me...well frick..i picked him...and now i gotta shake him off somehow...i like him kinda...not mr right..but hes my mr right now..one day ill smarten up...

havin fun..livin life...doin my thing..and enjoying every minute of it...LITTERALLY..haha

Relaxin with the Vaughn man!

Look at this little sweetie...I couldnt help myself but kiss him. Tannis you make CUTIE PIES...im gonna eat him...mmm

Lookin for a carpenter anyone??

I heard some of us are needing a carpenter...well ...im the carpenters dream..Flat as a board and easy to lay...TEEEHEEEE. I was gonna put some half naked men on today..but hey why for..this guy looks great with them on...see i can keep it PG...you just gotta have a little faith in me.

So I went for that interview yesterday and im thinkin i might just go for it..has potential..its workining for Supreme Air. A sales job..never worked in sales..but apperently it has loads of potential..if i put my mind to it i could be makin all sorts of fat cash. Maybe its time to step outta the box and go for it. See what this brain can actually do. Besides think of sexy boys and Cervasa's. WInks. Ill let ya know more about it tomorrow..the big day of desision.

Oh ya before i forget,..Tannis and I had to laugh at this pic of these two boys...not a very flatterning pic but hey..its a good story....

The guy in the black coat was thinking i was his girlfriend or something..but in reality i already told him that i wasnt lookin for anyhthing serious...didnt get that part poor guy...so were at Bellinni's havin a good time and my friend Carl shows up..cant ignore a friend right..so i stood there and talked to him for a bit..Tannis is like.."photo opp" and this is the outcome...

So im thinkin ..cause im such a smart ass...Hey Guy in Black coat...can ya hold my beer so I can

kiss this cute boy..

K...it didnt happen that way but hey good story...I had to sneak a kiss in there later on that nite..im such a badassssss. You would be surprised on whats under that shirt...nice man breasts.

And for the black coat guy..come on theres no gettin attached to this chicka..thanks for the cuddles though.

Have a great day ladies...

Still Smilin

Where has the time gone

So its been awhile since ive been a blog nerd...been buzy with life..lookin for a job..got an interview today..hopin i get it cause its a really good job. The night life is gonna come to a screaching halt..Time to join the land of the living...sleepin all day has its perks..but ...the beer goggles have been used way too much lately. The boys i seem to be findin are gettin way too attached for my liking and you know me..i dont like the attached thing...unless your worthy that is..
So i guess im gonna go get ready for my big interview now..wish me luck ladies...

My lord its Wednesday!!!

John Cena...I couldnt take my eyes of this big bad man candy...can you say man boobies?

Beer goggles..

PG 13...ya i think not...life of a single girl chapter 3...


Alright ...the beer goggles are officially off...told my old man corona to take a hike...he made me do some silly shit...and not even funny enough to mention on here cause its embarrassing ....when someone tells ya something about a guy..try thinking maybe its true..always always always... go down for the twig and berry grab...no matter what..men think size doesn't matter...its how ya hammer it in...well sorry to say..ya it does matter...sometimes guys aren't blessed....don't take it personally...its OK and its not your fault...i wasn't blessed with breasts but hey...I'm OK with that..ha ha

So my life starts here..all fresh and clean slate again...not that i didn't have fun...but its time to shut the bad ass bar scene down...maybe just leave it to the weekend...ya know ..girls still gotta enjoy life ..look at the man candy RED DEER has to offer... which is... slim to fak all i say...met a few..talked to a few assholes online..to chicken to actually call or come try to meet me...i don't do online dating there boys...the real deal or nothing...WINKS WINKS..just so ya know boys..forgot about the old text messages...its fun to say hi.. hows it going..when ya gonna be here... and stuff like that...but come on....call me..... ya cheap prick..whatever happened to verbal conversation.....texting is for the cowards that need tome to think...

My head hurts...hey girl i went out with last nite...you rock sista...had a blast ..and hey its not you..its him..winks..sometimes ya need a 25 year old for stamina...guys do it all the time...put out or get out right..hahaha

K..my badass mouth is gonna get me in trouble one of these days i tell ya.... here's to good times and memories...

Lets pretend its Wednesday...

Couldnt help myself ...nothin wrong with lookin at the man candy...

Hump day hottie?

K..the thing is ..can be postin a humpday hottie this week cause my internet service isnt workin...guess when ya dont pay the bill TODD the ladies miss out...ill make up for it next week for sure ladies...Renee your guys are some sexy...so ill just settle for that..I got my own hump day hottie im tryin to hump..so for now ill just settle for the real thing...yes Jeanette met a real boy..and he's kinda sexy as all hell...ill give ya the details when i know for sure hes a keeper...till then ill just see where it goes...big hugs ladies...WINKS!!

You know that sayin...

Kids are great...as long as ya can give them back..well tannis im gonna steal your brats when your not lookin..cause damn there cute...used to be.... kids didnt like me...but this little terd couldnt stop gigglin tonite...so either i had something on my face or Vaughn just thought i was funny...im thinkin and hopin i was just so funny he couldnt help himself..lol.




Then there are these cuties...why do they have to be so cute..almost makes one want a few...did ya hear me...ALMOST...when i need a good dose of motherhood Tannis just leaves me for a few hours with them and then im good for a bit...all of my friends have kids and im the only one without...kinda wish i had one..but then i snap outta it...lol
Anyways ladies with kids..i raise my glass and cheers ya....winks..

Man Candy...

Man candy I say...I love wednesdays...check out Joe Boxer...what is that? Winks! Enjoy ladies...
Crap i just got a little drool on my keyboard...HE HE HE

Guess who's commin ladies???

KEITH URBAN

Yes its true..the hottie himself is comin to Edmonton September 21st. Calgary September 19th. Anyone wanna get in on this action...I think it would be a good time...Man candy..yum yum give me some....

HAVE ONE FOR ME.....BURP!

Saint Pattys Day Graphics



Saint Pattys Day Graphics

Happy Birthday Tannis...

Todd I said..Pull over let a lady puke...but noooo...he kept drivin..ha ha..so my girl puked all over the side of his truck...shoulda pulled over buddy...ha ha ha....that was the end of a great nite...But was was worse was the smell this morning....little ripe I tell ya....Good thing Todd had a multi pack of air freshners....

Tannis Jessi and I went out to let loose...and celebrate our girls 33rd...yes I said it....33rd..just thibk of it this way...your a yummy mummy...and one step closer to becoming a COUGAR...tee hee...It was Good time...Good laughs..good friends....good BEER...

The shooters...

PORN STAR & TEQUILA & SEX ON THE BEACH...

Danced the nite away with whoever was willin..I met Jessi last nite..and she rocks..Sorry if we embarrased ya..but you were in there like a dirty shirt..pics tell great stories ya know....so lets read on shall we...Love ya Jesse...Jesse's hubby....your girl rocks...

WE LOVE MEN...REALLY...Ha Ha

We were on a mission last nite...to have the most fun possible...and mission completed...we started off at The Country Club..the guy at the door said it didnt get buzy till midnite...well hell we wanted to dance now dammit...so we went over to Belini's...it was rockin there...80's hair and all...lots of people out..guys were sportin there funny shirts....

So we had a few Cervasa's there and took off to Billy Bobs cause..not that im cheap..but hey 6.25 for a friggin beer..talk about getting raped...just throw it in dry I said...Walked in the door and the place was jam packed...went for a little trip to the ladies room..and some of us wernt so lady like...ha ha...sorry girl..you still love me right..Winks

So we got out on the floor and shook our asses off...

Tannis likes boobies...but I wish i had some to grab...feelin a little left out here...

So at the end of it all...some of us feel not so good ...but ...we lived to tell another story...and same time next year...girls...Love ya

Heres a little song we know and love...

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS

MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN

OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT

WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON

HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES

LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK

LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL

DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG

IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON

SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLE CLOTH

TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH

BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH

JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...

BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING

SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN

TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY

OH WHAT HAVE I DONE

HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE

ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST

CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF