Its thursday...

Well another thursday is upon us..and hey its just another day..im gonna step outta the box and make dinner...yes theres a first for everything right...ive decided that im tired of drive thru..and im makin bbq jerk chicken..mmm...spicy meat for my mouth...I wish I had a hottie to make it for so ill just make it for my roommate..

Took a look at Tannis's blog and she decided to put a hot pic of us when we were stuck in the 80's....sweet pic there hun...and hey good thing we grew outta that sexy big bar hair...If ya go to Edson..theres a few chicks there that still do there hair like that..and wear there acid wash skin tight jeans and high top runners..Tassle jean jackets..ha ha i say..One rule i have..always look in the mirror when ya leave the house...NO MATTER WHAT....

Gotta work tonite..wish i could say i was lookin forward to it..but not really...Hey cheap pricks..if ya want my good service..i dont expect a tip..i would appreiciate it....HINT HINT.

Still smilin..and Its Tannis's big 33RD birthday tomorrow..and its ladies nite..put on your dancin shoes and well go have some fun...No tequila for me ...he he

Still Smilin

My Hump Day Hottie...

All I can say ladies...is BACK OFF AND GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH....I wish all men looked like him..and yes underneath all that sarcasim and cockiness...hes a real gentleman. He can eat crackers..and chips..and whatever he wants to in my bed...Yummmmmmy....Love this guy.

Edson boys are from Red Deer...

So i went to party with my girls this weekend...and i met a boy...yes a real boy...his name is Jean-Luc...little french guy from Red Deer..of all places to meet a nice boy...he works in Edson...but now hes off to Ardrie...hes comin to see me for a drink or two...not as sexy as my Jeff from Kamloops..but id like to get to know him better...Well see where it goes I guess.

I guess my ass was asked for by a certain someone. ..we wont name names. SHE SAYS...hey you keepin it PG or something...K fine...check it out ..You like it...i know you do..ha ha...pervert. Love ya Girlie

And as for my bad girls in Edson..hey next time you guys come here and party...all the men will be in Edson..but hey well make the most of it...See ya soom girls...Love ya!

Still smiling....

Well im heading out for the weekend...gotta do some damage control with my sista's...AKA gettin floor lickin drunk...K seriously..check me in to rehab...ha ha...welcome to the life of no responsibiltys....All my friends are settled down and have babies...then theres me...no kids..no man...some people would be jealous... the only thing theres to be jealuos of..is that i get to sleep in and come and go as i please....other than that....not missin much..

....my mission is to find me a hunny to wake up to and maybe ill let him knock me up...maybe i need to settle down...maybe tannis is right...maybe im going thru mid life crisis...kinda..but not really..i like my life..but it missing something...mr tall dark and hot as hell...

You know that saying scorned woman syndrom...well it truely exists...I dated this guy that broke my heart into millions of tiny peices...jerk..and all i ever wanted was for him to say sorry..but did i get it...NO...and i never will. hes too mucha man for that..or so he thinks...im tired of the way he tries to make me feel...he brings out someone i dont really like...angry and bitter...I hope you have a wonderful life mr...cause one day..i hope the girl you fall in love with is named Karma...and she treats you like the way you treated me. Like Shit.

So this weekend is my time to think about who i want to be when i grow up..if that ever happends...and come back to Red Deer with a new out look on my life. New beginings...and good times regardless..........

Why why why....

Why do I drink...lol...i had a blast but man my head hurts today...I was in a mood yesterday and I felt screw the hole world and all the people that make me angry...im going to get hammered....As if Laura wasnt reading my mind...she calls me and says...he lady its payday...i wanna get hammerd...GAME ON...we went to the Zone...played lots of pool and drank our faces off...Hey it was only 1 dollar highballs...so 10 bucks got me primed...then we decided that were gonna go to the rippers....what the hell was I thinkin...had a blast regardless....and met some really nice boys...HA HA...when it was time to shut er down it was around 230...everyone was gone...i guess noone could keep up...too tired...to hammered...i wasnt done dancin yet...kinda like when i was in mexico..but i kept my clothes on this time...ha ha..went and gave my roomie shit..cause he said sure ill come get you..ill be there...thanks buddy...oh well momma got home and i was Pisssssed!

SO i got up around noon and i was still drunk..had to get my car before they towed it...good thing it was still there when i got there..cause it would have costed a fourtune to get it outta towing...
so I came home and passed out and got up around 330...felt like a million bucks..ha ha...i wish...So now i gotta go suffer thru work...i hope noone orders tequila...cause man thats enough to make me throw up a little in my mouth...(takin a break from that bad asssss sheeet)....And Jeff...im not in love...its called lust baby...LUST...big hugs!

A day early ladies!

This had to be done a day early...i could not hep myself...enjoy your day...I know i will..he he
What can I say im a sucker for the man titties and rippling abes! mmmmm

Guys do it all the time....

Heres a little song I love....and its so friggin True!

Got in this morning at 4 a.m.

You're as mad as you can be!

Well I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes

Time just slipped away from me

By the time I knew what time it was

It was too late to call home

Stop carrying on acting like a child

I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time

And you expect us to understand

When the shoe's on the other foot

You know that's when it hits the fan

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street

Or you won't be a man of mine

So I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place

And I took your twenty bucks

No I didn't get the front yard cut

'Cause I had to wash my truck

Will you bring me a cold one, baby

And turn on the TV

We'll talk about this later

There's a ball game I wanna see

Guys do it all the time

And you expect us to understand

When the shoe's on the other foot

You know that's when it hits the fan

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street

Or you won't be a man of mine

So I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror

Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street

Or you won't be a man of mine

So I had some beers with the girls last night

Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it

Yeah, guys do it

All the time, all the time

Yeah, guys do it

Yeah, guys do it

Romance means to me....

Words I recieved by a true sweetheart....

I want this from A-Z...no exceptions!!!

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you (
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

Mexico Rocked...

NO PUN INTENDED....he he...Tannis and I had the best time of our lives....Met lots of people..and partied our asses off... Most memorable time would have to be The Foam Party.

I met Jeff there (the guy in the post below) and I cant get him off my mind...I told myself i would meet the man of my dreams ...but i had to travel to find him... gonna see where it goes..and if it doesnt go anywhere...then ill have the memories for the rest of my life. Man that boy changed me....inside and out. Before I left ...i was a mean cold hearted bitch that hated all men...and thought they werent worthy of anything....but my eyes are open and i see now that maybe there not so bad. expeccaily the hard body boys. Winks.

My new favorite song is Dirty Dancin'....by the Black Eyed Peas. listen to it...i think there singin about me...ha ha..

My new nickname is Jorge' which if you pronounce it...whorehey...i wasnt a whore...but i chose my boys carefully....they had have nice man titties and big arms...and hard asses...and eyes i couldnt say no to.....

I also know that men DO cheat on there ladies...like the guy i met from Calgary...he was the typical...i asked him for his number and he said he had a girlfriend....but he didnt say no to takin my number...NICE JASON..thats his name. I think Jasons have lots in common....winks.

lets talk about TEQUILA...it makes you take your clothes off....and yes theres an actual song. HA HA too much tequila in jeanette makes her do crazy things....well just leave it at that.

Renee's Blog Rocks....

1. Where is your cell phone? Right beside me
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Man Servant
3. Hair? Needs a cut
4. Your mother? Love her
5. Your father? Never knew him
6. Your favorite item(s)? New Fancy Ring
7. Your dream last night? Yowsa..he he
8. Your favorite drink? Margarita's
9. Your dream guy/girl? Dwayne "ROCK" Johnson
10. The room you are in? Dinning room
11. Your fear? commitment
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Kept woman
13. Who did you hang out with last night? Tannis in Mexico..smashed
14. What are you not? Cheater
15. Are you in love? maybe..he he
16. One of your wish list items? Big Boobies
17. What time is it? 3:20 am
18. The last thing you did? Played Pool..corona's
19. What are you wearing? Jammie pants..sweatshirt
20. Your favorite book? Anything James Patterson
21. The last thing you ate? airplane food...
22. Your life? In Limbo
23. Your mood? easy going
24. Your friends? Rock
25. What are you thinking about right now? Man Candy Jeff
26. Your car? Chevy Cavalier
27. What are you doing at this moment? uploading pics
28. Your summer plans? Kamloops...
29. Your relationship status? Single...lovin it
30. What is on your TV screen? Much Music
31. When is the last time you laughed? few hours ago
32. Last time you cried? been awhile
33. School? Going back..asap

Hump Day Hottie´s

Here is my Hottie of the week ladies...his name is Jim...hes from Kamloops...first night i met him...he tried dry hummping my leg...he was hammered....no...more like floor lickin drunk...i thought man this guy is sexy..but hes too hammered for my liking....then i met him when he was sober...oh boy ...he actually turned out to be a sweetheart....couldnt resist...and guess what the sun actaully shone outta his ass...no really...not fibbin...k...it didnt ...and momma had to bend the rules. I wont kiss and tell....so well just leave it at this guy knows how to smooth talk a lady...WiNKS











Yes...mexico is a great place....our hotle on the other hand isnt so great...they keep the drinks a flowing and that kinda makes the food taste better...um..not really...but hey its cheap to eat elsewhere ...so were not at the hotel much....were hammered here...actaully...weve been shmammered everyday....Tannis is a great travel companion...but i take too long deciding what to wear on my skinny ass....so ive learned that its too friggin windy to care...ha ha...hair only gets done at nite...and the hairstlye only last minutes.....




So ive came to a conclusion on my life...and Tannis and I have been friends way to long and i love this chick more than i love my sister...and i hurt her by withholding info from her...and being a crappy friend...So if i lose friends along the way because i dont want to be a bad friend to anyone...too bad for me I guess...not gonna do anything to jepordise my friendship with her for noone....Love ya girl!

Leavin' on a jet plane...

And I dont want to ever come back.....but unfortatlly...i gotta...so sorry about your luck!!!

Leaving for Mazatlan, Mexico tonight after work...going with Tannis. Its a week to relax, get drunk and stupid...cause noone knows us..ha ha. Oh ya..and to get a tan and shop. Sometimes ya just need a break.

Advice i got from people i know...

• be careful you might get kidnaped and be some crack whore..Like crack is the drug I use all the time or something.
• Dont walk around at nite..Like i was born yesterday and im dumb or something...
• I like this one the best...dont go home with strange guys... Why not..momma needs to get laid too..ha ha .

If i want to get laid ...I will...I make my own choices...but have standards. And the same rule applies there as it does here...THE SUN MUST SHINE OUTTA HIS ASS AND HIS NAME IS DWAYNE JOHNSON(aka..The Rock)....

Seriously. People must think im a hoochie and sleep with anyone and everyone...Note to all readers...im a good girl and i respect myself...i wasnt born yesterday...and I appreciate the advice...and i will take it..but realize im pretty smart and I wont do anything to put me or Tannis in danger.

So now...if i meet someone and we get married...lol...i wont be back. It was a pleasure knowing you and ill send ya the wedding pics. ha ha ha...K.... If you dont know me by now you know that would never happen cause im commitment phobic... Men suck ...

So Ill think of you when im slammin margarita's...and well see ya when i get back...love ya ..miss ya...hug ya...kiss ya!

Yum Yum Give Me Some....

How can you not want some of that...can i be the cream in that Oreo....Hell ya. One can dream right...well im a big dreamer. Ladies...back off and get your own sandwich...ha ha

Wasnt it a party....

Well work was awesome....Friday nights are Scotch Doubles...and usually its lame and noone really shows up...well Lorrie Dawn...aka...LD decided to make it better...so she gets on the horn and calls everyone she knows with a heartbeat...well boring lame friday turned into a party. We put up ballons and threw some funky decorations on the tables put some snacks out...turned up the jukebox and we all had a killer time. I didnt feel like I was workin...pretty much knew everyone...made killer tips. Thank you so much LD. Love ya. Played some pool after work and kicked butt...my game is coming along ...and soon ill be a shark. I wish every nite was like that.
When everyone is happy and having fun...makes me feel good.

Still Smilin'

I wish I could sleep....

Yeah..im still up...its almost 4 in the morning, and i still cant sleep...so ill ramble on till i run outta words. Sometimes ya just cant fight it...lay there and try to sleep but so much is going on in my head...been thinking alot about my life and where im going from here...I need guidance...something i never really had...i want to be further ahead in life . I never really enjoyed school and im totally kicking myself now ...should have stayed and finished. Then maybe i would have a great job I can be proud of...but no..boys and partying was too much fun. . People ask me what intrests me...and i sit here and im lost...i love computers, photography, fashion, interior deign. Thats what i really like..but do I want to do that for the rest of my life...will I be happy doing that as a living ??yes..so why cant I do that...hmmmm...lazy...ill do it tomorrow...im a procrastinator. I need a kick in the ass. My dad once told me that i need to marry a guy and he will take care of me...Kept Woman..theres a thought...but then in reality..I would get bored doing nothing all day. Im not the type to be a kept woman. Im independant...I do my own thing. But this independant woman needs to get her shit together...So im gonna talk to my friend Tannis and ask her for help. Me ask for help...lol...shes one smart cookie that one. She got herself into law school and I think shes the one I need to talk to. So Tannis...if your reading..(help me). So im gonna leave it at that and go from there. Oh ya before I forget...thanks for the cool Valentines Day gift...so sweet. Im glad your my friend. not for the cool things you give me...but for being you.

My nite at work was a good one...made good tips tonite for a Thursday. . need some spending money for my trip...going to Mexico Feb23-March 2. Cant wait ..I need a break from reality. So much is going on...trying to be a good friend to everyone...but i forget about myself. Laying on the beach will be what I need. Just relax...meet people...let loose. Maybe I might meet my Mr. Right and fall in love. Who knows...

So this blog is kinda a way to vent and get shit off my mind. The most important thing to me is happiness. Smiling and livin life to the fullest. So as it stands now...im gonna get my shit together and be someone my mom would be proud of. If she saw me now she would probably kick me in the ass. Miss her so much. When people talk about how much they hate there parents I sit back and think..your lucky to have them. And maybe you should show some respect. But hey thats just me.

Hmm...what else can i say...my ass is asleep...lol.

Take me as I am...thats that!

Still Smilin'....

Happy Valentines Day Ladies!

To all my single girlfriends...I wanna say it doesnt matter that were single. Enjoy the day being happy that your not all stressed out dealing with man issues...Being single is a good thing!!



Still Smilin'



Zangy Comment Graphics

Telus

Let me tell you my thoughts on Telus...Bite me. Open my bill and it 400 bucks..what the hell . Like im that popular or something..Ya seriously gotta watch your bill statements. They like to over charge you ...there sneeky. But ha ha im on to you. Its one big monopoly. Although...the lady I talked to is a sweetheat...Telus still sucks...its not her fault she works for a gong show. Now I got it all figured out and from now on im gonna pay closer attention. Up yours TELUS!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Jason, Sorry I forgot to say it First thing...Regardless...Have a good one!

I sit and wonder why does everyone take there bad days out on me...well maybe im just a sucker for punishment. Or maybe people like weighing me down with there bullshit. I think from here on out...its all about me..yes maybe i should be more self centered like some people think i am. Maybe im missing the big picture here. Is there more to life than everyones drama?

Im gonna find out!

...Tannis and I are going to Mexico ...Yeeehaw. Feb.23 to March 2nd. Remember what happends in Mexico...well id say stayes in mexico..but well have pics to show ya the awesome time we had....ha ha. One week to let loose and forget the hell we go thru ...CANT WAIT! can we leave now...ha ha

Ladies..dont let any man bring you down...there not worth the stress!

Still Smilin!

The shirt says it all...

So here is Tannis....she came to my work last nite wearing this shirt. I think every woman needs a good F*ck U shirt. Or hey ...why not 2 or 3. I got STUPID IS AS STUPID DATES...YOUR NOT WORTHY...DUMP HIM...I DONT MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM...
Wear your shirt proud ladies...

There once was a girl named REGAN

When I met Regan..I knew we were gonna hit it off as friends. "So tell me Jeanette..have you ever had a anal orgasm". I had to do a double take and wonder "is this chick for real". Who says that when they meet someone... REGAN. Gotta love this chick.

We met at Westridge Cabinets in Red Deer. From 6am to 4pm it was everything from Kareokee to dancing..to jokes..to man bashing. We had a blast. Then she decides to get a better job. Which is awesome. Im proud of her. We had a blast last summer floating down the river. Pickin up strays on our way. Weve had our ups and downs..and thru it all i still love this crazy chick. I remember when I took her to Edson to party...well she didnt really have a good time...i can remember her saying.."I feel like a walking Vagina". If you been to Edson..you would understand where she is coming from..its 10 men to 1 women..and there all just out lookin for some jiggy jiggy. Boys will be Boys..thats just how it is.

Regan I promise ...no more Edson.

There will be more good times to come...

Life is good...

This is me in Varadero, Cuba.

Blog Shmog

New to blogger. So bare with me. I read my friend Tannis's blog and she makes it look easy. So im supposed to write my thoughts. Well my thoughts for today is I wish people would see life as a game..sometimes you win sometimes you lose. When the going gets tough..deal with it. Don't let other people make you feel like crap. Life is way to short and make the most of it. Clean out your closet and move on. Be true to yourself and smile.

Live with no Excuses and Love with no regrets.

Live...Love...Smile